Not Me! Monday!

Well friends it is that wonderful day at the beginning of the week that used to make me go ughh, but now, thanks to MckMama, I go Hurray! Please join in this wonderful denial of truth as I start my week off right...

1. I did NOT work almost 50 hours last week, and wonder why it took me all weekend to recover because I do NOT normally work 24 hours a week!
2. Since I did NOT work the above mentioned hours, I did NOT hear my children ask me if I was going to work now anytime I was out of their sight or was leaving the house. This did NOT break my heart!
3. I did NOT neglect my piles (and I mean PILES people) of projects, to-do-lists, etc all week as I worked a ton and decided to spend the rest of the time just hanging out with my boys.
4. I did NOT finally go out and buy the paint to finish the boys' room, only to run out of time to actually do it. Grrrr! I am NOT bitter about this at all.
5. I am NOT super excited to go to Iowa City next weekend for a well deserved visit to some wonderful friends, who all are going to be in town. I am NOT also super excited to go on a double date Valentine's day with two of our favorite people!
6. I did NOT watch a super cheesy, but inspirational Christian movie I picked up at the library with Richard this week that hit home. "Facing the Giants" was actually good!
7. I did NOT get to spend some great time with my family this weekend, making me thankful for being in this arctic city!
8. I did NOT become extremely curious when Richard told me he had a surprise in the basement for me after working out. I was NOT shocked, amazed, impressed, and turned on when he demonstrated his "trick" being a handstand down to the floor where he proceed to do "the worm" perfectly! If I can figure out how to upload a video I will definitely devote a post to it!
9. I did NOT find a book at the library appropriately titled "Uff-da" (this is only special to those of you of Scandinavian decent)
10. I did NOT wonder what happened to the month of January and drag out a few Valentine's Day decorations, but leave my favorite light-up-tree decorations out for just a little longer!

What didn't you do this week? It feels so good. Cheers to a fresh start!